“The Lonely Monster Just Wants to Make Friends”
(A deluxe extra special CLAY Daily Doodle)
He’s just a lil’ monster, he only wants to make some friends
But no matter who he meets, he knows how it always ends.
They’ll come into his lair, and he’ll come out to tell them “Hi!” :-)
But then they’ll look delicious, and then they’ll have to die :’-(
Before he can get to know them, he strips their meat from their bones
Doesn’t even ask for their email, or if he can text them on their phones
He keeps saying he wants a buddy, someone with he can pal around
Instead he pushes friendship away, by smearing their brains on the ground.
When the frenzy is all over, he tries to rationalize and think:
“Me bet a friend wouldn’t be better, ‘den all da tasty blood me drink!!”
But he knows that’s just a lie, because it simply hurts to be alone
So he sobs quietly in the dark… wishing for a friend to call his own :’-/